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Posted on 21st Jul at 6:48 PM, with 172,542 notes

augustsuwaters:

"I have nothing to wear" = “I can’t find the 5 shirts I wear under the piles of clothes I never wear but refuse to get rid of."

Posted on 21st Jul at 1:34 PM, with 70,210 notes
pinkcookiedimples:

How To Deal With Thirsty Mofos 101
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pinkcookiedimples:

How To Deal With Thirsty Mofos 101

Posted on 21st Jul at 6:03 AM, with 128,946 notes

spermbanker:

sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….

Posted on 21st Jul at 6:02 AM, with 47,426 notes
ok im tired of the bullshit

gangrelatedactivity:

wheres the queen mosquito?? if i beat her ass all the other ones die right?? how many health bars does she have?

Posted on 21st Jul at 5:59 AM, with 59,446 notes

15yearold:

*dramatically falls down on my bed after a long day of sitting on the couch*

Posted on 21st Jul at 5:31 AM, with 94,335 notes
me with friends: 9/10 would bang
me with family: what's a boy
Posted on 21st Jul at 5:28 AM, with 8,757 notes

kabhipussykabhibum:

how white girls dance when they see their black ex in the club

Posted on 21st Jul at 5:21 AM, with 264,215 notes

h0odrich:

'hey whats up?'

'your time talking to me' 

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Posted on 21st Jul at 5:21 AM, with 17,706 notes
Posted on 21st Jul at 5:19 AM, with 263,913 notes

daintychinaprincess:

urfbownd:

There should be a show just called “AU”

every single episode, a group of the same characters are in a different alternate universe with no explanation as to why.

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Posted on 21st Jul at 12:45 AM, with 2,955 notes

strivingking:

Colleges be like

"Some of yall not gonna be as successful as you think you are coming here but we’ll take that money though"

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Posted on 21st Jul at 12:37 AM, with 1,309 notes

zeysus:

"my black friends let me say the n-word"

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Posted on 21st Jul at 12:32 AM, with 51 notes
"Ooh Wee!"
Charlie Wilson when the water is too hot in the shower (via imsoshive)
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